Tuesday 16 September 2014

Letting the train take the strain
(Or how NOT to terrify people with a Rottweiler on public transport)
by Marston York and Molly

Monday’s are funny days, really. You’ve had a weekend to relax and recover from the previous week. Ideally you’ll have slept, fed, succumbed to a pleasant degree of inertia with sporadic forays into “activity” depending on family and canine requirements and gone to bed in the certain knowledge that tomorrow’s just another day, only with work in it! It’s almost a utopian view, that. But I’ll use it in the same way financial institutions, businesses and governments stipulate 2.4 kids per family, or something.

So, Monday morning, I set off for a stroll with Molly, our 3 year old Rottweiler. There was nothing extraordinary about it. A little bit of road work, seeing and weeing (or “replying all” to pee-mail as it’s known locally) and then up to the park for wandering, running, sniffing, seeking and generally having a good morning run. Molly likes doing that, too.

Returning home, I discovered that the jangle in my pocket when I patted it as I left the house, was not my keys, but 2 low denomination coins. Ah, I thought. It’s alright, we have a number of spares about the place, I’ll get on the phone. I quickly discovered that the closest set was currently secreted in my sister in law’s handbag in an office near Waterloo Station, in London.

And with everyone I knew either at work or on holiday and too far away to look after our gorgeous dog, there was only one thing for it. Molly would have to take the train!

Far from being a panicked moment of hysteria or horror, this suddenly seemed perfect. The weather was lovely, we’d missed the commuter traffic and my wife and I had been talking about taking Molly on public transport for a while. The difficulty, as we saw it, was not that we would be going on trains and buses with a dog, but rather our fear of the reactions of other passengers when presented with a Rottweiler as a travelling companion.

Molly is VERY friendly. She’s a smiling, happy, tongue-lolling gem. To us. To some others she is a huge, terrifying, snarling, slavering hell-hound dog like the ones they read about in the papers that eat families whole and destroy small cities!  (I’m not belittling the horrific injuries that have been inflicted on people by some dogs in certain circumstances and environments in any way, it’s just that I believe there is too much hysteria about certain breeds).  So taking her on the train into central London was going to be an adventure.
When people meet Molly they are often very nervous. She is a big dog and Rottweilers do have a reputation. The most dangerous thing about Molly is her tail. It’s the perfect coffee table clearing implement and has been known to lay low the unaware from toddlers to small trees! However, a couple of minutes in her company is normally all anyone requires to allay their fears. And so it was on the way to London Bridge. She was excited and interested but perfectly behaved, remaining close to me and staying very settled despite the numbers of people, the noises, the smells, the sights and, most importantly, the enormous trains! Ears pricked, tail up she was very alert and very inquisitive. No bad thing. But other than one errant lick of a stranger’s hand - HE apologised, which I thought was not only very polite but very English, too – she startled no one.

It was the same when we crossed the bridge at London Bridge to get to the Waterloo East platform. She stayed alert but didn’t try to rush off, bark or growl at anyone or anything. It was only while waiting for the train to Charing Cross that that I suddenly thought, “what if she pees? Oh god, what if that’s not all she does?” Well, that’s what poo-bags and apologies are for. We’d even just invested in wet wipes, so all was well. As it was I needn’t have worried.

The adventure was just getting better, both for Molly and for me. There were even more people on the train to Charing Cross and she sat, nearly relaxed, on my feet while I stood at the door. More licking; more appreciative looks; more nervousness wiped clear by a wagging tail and a happily lolling tongue. I could not have been prouder – or so I thought.



Waterloo was full of people and there were even more distractions from announcements, food stalls, coffee stands, rushing commuters. Having made that trip so many times for work, I was seeing it in a totally different light. This was excitement and intrigue, new smells, new friends to make; so much to take in. And through it all she stayed right next to me, nearly to heel but barely tugging on the leash. Both of us, I suppose, offering comfort and control to each other.

Once outside we had a quick walk to the South Bank to collect my sister in law’s keys (absolute life saver, she is!) and that was when it was decided that not only was this going to be a train adventure, it was also going to be a sightseeing one. And we took in every sight possible from the National Theatre to London Bridge station along the river side.

Everywhere we went there were hordes of tourists and workers taking breaks or rushing to meetings. Molly was entranced by the river – she’d seen the sea and some very large ponds and a lake, but never a river as big as the Thames – and she was very excited about seagulls and pigeons. That was really the only time she ever pulled on the lead. Even then, most people just laughed at the silly man trying to stop his dog from chasing birds. And every one smiled at her. We got so many appreciative nods and smiling “hellos” from random strangers. One person even asked “is that a real Rottweiler, it’s so calm and happy?” As an example of her breed, she’s, well, she’s just one of her breed. But we think she’s lovely!

Just as an aside, following another headline about a dog attack in the papers, I asked a few of the people I regularly meet when walking Molly, if they knew of anyone who had a badly behaved Rottweiler. No one did. Now, I know there are some. But there are probably fewer bad ones than any other breed of dog, specifically because there are those who are so frightened of them, their owners intend for them to be the best behaved dogs in the park.






Tourist Molly appeared to be having a whale of a time, from posing outside the Globe Theatre to standing guard outside Nandos near Borough Market.   But the unstoppable Moo was getting tired. She even lay down at my feet when I bought my ticket, despite the squeaky trolleys and clanking from trains on the various platforms at London bridge.

Molly’s return was as uneventful as you could possibly imagine. A practically empty train and a 5-seat all to ourselves. Well, she is a Rottweiler!

When we arrived at our stop, I discovered yet another advantage to taking a Rottweiler on public transport. You know that moment when you try to get off a train but some self-centred numpty decides to get on first? Yeah, that doesn’t happen when you’ve a Rotty by your side! All Molly did was sit and wait until I told her to move. I could have kissed her.

And as a result, I wrote this. For all my fears about other peoples’ perceptions of my dog, the hard work, consistency of training, love and affection that my wife and I have given Molly has not only paid off, but been returned ten-fold. I could not be prouder of my Rottweiler. And for a rescue dog with a bad start, this is a fantastic result.

And what an adventure! Next stop? Well, who knows… Search And Rescue could well be on the cards.


Friday 15 August 2014

Stormy Weather - It's a no brainer

This is Molly's blog. Molly is a rottweiler who joined us from Battersea Dog's Home in March 2013. Having had a tough start in life, she's blossomed into one of the 7 great dogs (ref: Dean Spanley - a must see film for doggy people.) She's gorgeous. I wondered what it might be like to see life through her eyes and write about her experiences from a human perspective. It may or may not work. There's only one way to find out. 

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When the Gods go bowling, a walk is not a good thing. (It's the only time!)

Sometimes, lying on my back, my legs stretched out, the peace and calm of the world lying on my belly with the soft sweep of my humans' hands, my thoughts drift to another place. I don't know where it is, but it smells good. It sounds good, too, mingled with the warm, gentle sounds coming from my humans. That's a good place.

A lot better than outside in the thunder and the rain and the lightning that drove even the cats into hiding and foxes underground and the birds into the trees and the squirrels into their secret holes. Yeah, thanks a lot to the big human who got me all excited about going for a walk, grabbed my bag, filled it with treats and pooh-bags, got me to sit for a collar and a lead - and hey, those are excited farts, not toxic ones! - and then led me out into a darkening morning. We hadn't even completed one over before the rain came. And it came hard. He was alright, huddled into his waterproof skin.  And that's something, where's mine? It's all very well getting me out and about for excitement and exercise and smells and playing and running and jumping and meeting new dogs and old dogs and friends and strangers and wheels and boxes and bags and leaves and earth and grass and the like, but where's my removable waterproof skin?

Just at the top of the hill, about as far as we were going to go, the sky got really big and wet. And then it burst. I mean it. The sky literally burst. I thought I was wet on the way up the hill but what happened on that hill was just wrong! The ground wasn't hard any more it was moving. Racing away down the hill. My human was laughing in that weird kind of this is fun when it isn't sort of way. And that weird air hand was pulling at my ears and my mouth and my tail, pushing me this way and that. The leaves in the trees looked like they were one piece of tree, catching in the air, moving like a sheet on the washing line. And then the noise. Now I'm not really frightened of anything, although wheels on wheely-bags are the work of the devil, but that noise from the sky was like a thousand heavy balls hitting a wooden floor all at once, cracking the clouds with their laughter. I could feel my fur tingling as it was plucked at by the air.

Yeah, we'd had enough. I pulled him, he pulled me. We were home. On a towel! Under a towel! Biting the towel! Throwing the towel in the air! Catching it, biting it, swinging it, growling at it, barking at it. And it still got me dry, sucking all the water off my back and legs and leaving me tingly and bouncy and soft and shiny.

And then food. I like food.

And then sleep. I like sleep. Especially lying on my back with my legs stretched out and my mouth open and my tongue hanging out and my humans' hands sweeping softly on my belly. I am at peace.

Hey, maybe this walking in the storm thing isn't so bad after all.

Life. It's much easier than humans let you believe. 

Monday 11 August 2014

And So It Begins

This is Molly's blog. Molly is a rottweiler who joined us from Battersea Dog's Home in March 2013. Having had a tough start in life, she's blossomed into one of the 7 great dogs (ref: Dean Spanley - a must see film for doggy people.) She's gorgeous. I wondered what it might be like to see life through her eyes and write about her experiences from a human perspective. It may or may not work. There's only one way to find out. 

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It's funny when you first wake up, stretch, sniff, scratch, stretch again, offer yourself for a cuddle and a scrabble. It just seems to get the juices flowing. Sometimes literally, that's when it's good that the back door's open. It's also easy access to squirrels, pigeons and foxes. 

That unseen hand that ruffles the tops of trees, now that's something I'd like to get my teeth into. But I'm always just that little bit late; always just slipping through at the last minute. Almost like it's not quite there. Makes a heck of a lot of noise, though!

This morning's gallop to the back of the garden resulted in a cloud of pigeon feathers and the frantic scrabbling of at least 2 rodents with bushy tails as they hurtled their way up the big tree at the end. If they weren't squirrels they'd be chicken! Arf!

Main topic of chat round the breakfast table was alcohol. Usually that's just my humans grumbling about how it made them not feel right. But that's HOURS after they finished wobbling around the living room, singing, or slouching on the table in the kitchen. There's also that fumbled scrabble of my ears and the too-loud murmurings of affection. Still, it's better than being shut away like that grumbling old cat. Although he seems happy enough. I'll never understand cats. Spiky little furballs! I nearly got him when my boyfriend, Harvey, popped over while taking his human for a walk. Dog, can that cat scratch and jump. Like some mental ninja! My big human, Mars, got me just before I could properly introduce myself - like I've been trying to for 18 months! Then he grumbled about some carpet burn on his knee. I heard my other human, Claudia, say "Big Girl's Blouse". That made me laugh. But I don't know what it means. 

Anyway, alcohol was what everyone was talking about on the news. Grumbling about telling people about sugar content and units and how it's really just a new ploy to get women to stop drinking because it makes them fat. Nothing about the blokes and their run-stopping bellies. And nothing about how it makes you stupid and heavy-handed and unbalanced and loud and smelly and shouty, confusing charm for volume and being way too brave. Normally when that happens I just go and lie in another room and let them get on with it. Much more fun. Especially after long walks. 

Walks are good. I like walks. I like reliving them. That's almost as much fun as being on them. Remembering the smell of the earth and taste of the grass and feel of the water on my paws and the mud in my claws and the air with its unseen hand flapping my ears and tugging at my face when I run; all the sounds, the birds singing, the people talking, other dogs talking and shouting and laughing and grumbling and passing on the news. 

I've got a motto: If you can't eat it or play with it, piss on it and walk away. 

Life. It's much easier than humans let you believe.